Satan: hello!!! it has been WAY too long since people took my place as host!!!

Steve: nobody cares,

Satan: *gasps* T.T THEY DO TOO!!!

Steve: oh shut up Satan! nobody likes you!

Satan: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?!

Steve: because of you! you were a douche and tortured me!!

Satan: I ONLY DID IT OUT OF LOVE!!

Steve: i still hate you! you took me away from home! i was supposed to go to prom that day!! i had a date!!

Brant: i remember that, i went with Orinda

Steve: *goes to corner*

Bob: it's ok Steve, not too many people end up marrying their date,

Steve: yeah, but she actually said yes!!!

Bob: so what? you can find someone else! i didn't end up with the person i dated in high school!

Steve: you dated in high school...?

Bob: yeah... he and i dated for a while...

Steve: uhuh...

Bob: anyways, that was a while ago...

Steve: ok, but anyways, funny you should mention a guy with that name. i have been put in charge of being a cashier at the Weird Club Merchandise Store and this guy followed me home *points to guy standing behind him*

Bob: *looks at guy* oh great, you're back... just so you know, i have a boyfriend!

John: so what? so do i!

Bob: O.o who...?

John: *takes look at Steve*

Steve: *leaning against wall beside Brant* i remember you going with Orinda to the prom. she forced you to wear the dress, right?

Brant: i'd rather not remember that...

Steve: *smirks* awww, why not? you were so pretty,

Brant: actually, i looked like crap in a dress. i have too many muscles for that, you on the other hand have always had that certain feminine look to you

Steve: -_- i have a very many figure,

Brant: compared to me, you are very womanly....

John: dude, you are actually pretty hot *meaning towards Steve*

Steve: dude, i don't care *deadpans*

Bob: as much as i still hate you for blocking me, i will have to warn you that Steve hates everyone...

John: love can change a man!

Steve: yeah... i have enough with Captain Queer trying to get into my pants, i don't need you too

John: ah, but i'm probably better looking than that man!

Bob: that isn't saying much. a person who just came out of facial reconstruction surgery looks better than C.Q...

John: that bad huh...?

Bob: mhm,

John: who is your boyfriend anyways?

Bob: Jeff, wait, i'll call him over *clears throat* JEFF!!!

Jeff: *poofs in* what?!

Bob: this is John, John, this is Jeff

John: *nods*

Jeff: *blank stare* is that all? i was having a staring contest with the wall, you made me lose dammit!!

John: um... walls don't have eyes...

Bob: you haven't seen Slaughter mansion...

John: ... do i want to know...?

Bob: no...

Jeff: *poofs away*

Steve: oh yeah, Creator is still trying to get the letter scanned, the font won't work if she copies and pastes so it has to be scanned...